9 Deuce
I was eating some pizza and I came across this film and thought that this had to be watched. As a lot of you know, I am a pizza fanatic, naturally, I was curious about a horror flick about pizza. This is an Indian film, so hello subtitles. The beginning was a little bit of […]
I came into this film very hyped up. I had this recommended to me, and I saw some posts about it. The thing is, I didn’t need any of that to want to see it because I watched the original Art The Clown and I saw All Hallow’s Eve 1 & 2. I was a […]
I have been curious about this film for months, but then I saw that Shauna Macdonald was in it, and the reviews weren’t great, so I avoided it. I can admit, I made a mistake. Now, for those of you who may not be familiar with Shauna by name, she was the lead in the […]
I came across this on Netflix, it sounded silly, and I was sold. The director, Jeremy Saulnier, would later go on to make Green Room, which is another film I will be writing about soon. The story is a simple one. Christopher Hawley finds this invitation to this Halloween party, but it’s a ……murder party. […]
I found this gem on Amazon Prime. This film…..wow. It is a horror musical comedy. No, it’s not Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don’t know how this film got funded, how the makers managed to get so many topless chicks, and who wrote the songs and choreographed the dance scenes. All I know is that […]
I am shocked that I have never sat down to watch this. Let’s see what we have. It starts off with Count Dracula having a drink with Mamuwalde and his wife Luva. Dracula doesn’t want to end trading, talks some jive about Luva and how pretty she is, and Mamuwalde ain’t having that. So a […]
We are finally back to do what we do best, or sometimes mediocre. We’re back to reviewing one film a month, and for September, Cece chose Hereditary. So her, Chris, and I answered a bunch of questions to the best of our knowledge. My name is Kent, and usually, I interject some inane commentary to […]
Here’s the sequel directed by James Cameron, the man behind Terminator 1 & 2, The Abyss, True Lie, Titanic, and Avatar….well you can’t win them all. This cast rivals the original. We have Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Paul Reiser (really?), and Mark Rolston. I personally like this cast better, but that […]
OK, now we can enjoy ourselves, at least until the sequels get really shitty. Alien is directed by Ridley Scott, and has a hell of a cast. You have Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto (also in The Running Man!). I’ll be watching the Theatrical version because that’s what […]
Why? Why in the blue hell am I watching a sequel to a film I found absolutely foolish? I guess I’m a glutton….for punishment and pizza. There’s no pizza here, so let’s double up, uh uh, on the punishment. Here’s how I feel I should grade this, allow each letter to have a maximum of […]