9 Deuce
This will be short, and I apologize if there are many typos. My eyes are dilated and I can’t see all that well yet. This has always been on my back burner on my NetFlix account, one of those, yeah I really wanna see it…..just not now. It stars Michael Rooker of Walking Dead fame, […]
I watched this movie earlier in the year. Nobody should ever say they have seen this movie twice within a year. I apologize if I don’t give a ton of details, but this movie is bad, very bad. Start Film It starts off with Leprechaun forcing some dude to allow Lep to marry his hot […]
Well, there will be tits in this. There will be some 80’s slasher deaths. There will be awful acting. The dialogue will be terrible. This was released in 1982. I am pumped. 5 minutes in, we have already seen a guy make a terrible play at an older chick that turned him down, and she […]
Finally, we’re back to a classic franchise that has lost its ways numerous times, but still, he’s an all-time guy. That’s right, I’m talking about Leprechaun. Let’s enjoy Jennifer Aniston before she was some idiot at Central Perk making the nation dumber one Friends episode at a time. First of all, if you’ve ever seen […]
Ugh, this fucking movie. Why am I rewatching it? I was terribly disappointed the first time I saw it via a terribly done bootleg theatrical copy back when encoding was garbage and people didn’t know how to get good visual and audio simultaneously. I hated what I saw. But then it came out on DVD. […]
I do not recall how I came about this film, but it is a found footage film that supposedly takes place in upstate NY. That is the only reason I’m watching, but it did have an adequate rating. So let’s get down to our cast of characters. We have the Poe family. David is a […]
May as well see the redheaded step child of the franchise, right? This only got a 3.5 on IMDB. Do you realize how bad you have to be to get that low of a rating? I’m in for a treat. I’m realizing that I have too many films at my disposal and on my list […]
The tag line should have been, “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and we got darker in the process because we didn’t attract a large enough black audience, but no talented females accepted a role, so we ended up with Brandy. We’re sorry. But hey, at least Jack Black makes an appearance.” OK […]
With the stench of failure slowly peeling away after finishing the Paranormal Activity films, I decided to go with a 90’s slasher flick that was cheesy as hell, loaded with one of the all time big named casts in the history is horror, it was a perfect time to bring horror back. Scream brought it […]
Finally, the end of the road of this awful journey, until next March. This time it’s an all Latin cast apparent, in Cali somewhere. I don’t care. I just want this done and over with. I am over a fifth through, we have seen 2 named women, but only pair of breasts, one vulva, one […]