9 Deuce
Yes, this is a horror porno. If this sort of thing offends you, move along to the next post, I won’t be upset. This is as cheesy as it comes. The Sister/Mom figure in this is kinda cute. The possessed girl, well she is an average looking porn girl, but due to the vile nature […]
This is a horror anthology, from….the…..hood. Yup, you know this is gonna be a Kent Classic!! If you are offended by the word n***a, this may not be the right blog for you today. Let’s face it, Snoop and Dre had more to do with my foul language than anything else. So there is this […]
OK, here we are at one of the bigger twists in horror history. How does one properly tackle this movie? I guess with tons and tons of spoiler comments. So let me handle the broad stuff first. This movie came out in 1983. It is a summer camp slasher type flick, but nobody knows who […]
Sadly The Who’s song has no place in this fabulous movie. This movie is not good. It is so bad though, it is fabulous. Everything you have loved in 80’s camp slashers end up here. By this point, you should know who the killer is. If not, stop reading this blog if you care. Eh, […]
Now we have a contender was best under the radar movie on Netflix for this year for me. Yes, I’m pretty excited. This movie is simple. A maniac escapes the asylum and comes back to the house where he witnessed his mom get raped and murdered. That same house is where there is gonna be […]
This is one of my all time favorite slasher films. Go and see out part 1, 2, & 3. As a matter of fact, 2 & 3 are on Netflix, so you only need seek out the first one. Now I watched them way out of order, I did 2, 3, 1, and then Return […]
I was so pumped when I saw the trailer for this movie. What a great little idea. One night a year for 12 hours, people can do whatever the fuck they want, kill people, what ever, sheer anarchy. It stars Ethan Hawke and the chick from Game of thrones that has the dragons. I’m sold. […]
I watched this with other people. To offer a fair review would be hard. But I will give as good as your mother can take. This movie is a fine rehash of a franchise and honestly deserves another installment. The makers decided right off the bat, what do our fans want to see? So they […]
I have a confession to make. This used to be my second favorite Nightmare, then third, then 4th, and now 5th if you count Freddy Vs Jason. Why does it keep dropping? It’s honestly because I have seen it too many times, and it’s not as charming as it was when I first saw it […]
My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]