9 Deuce
You know how you get on Netflix, and you aren’t sure what you want, so you decide to go for something you have never heard of, but you want to avoid the movies with a rating under 2 stars, and you start to realize that damn near all of them have 2 stars or less, […]
Joy Ride….take it easy. I always wanna hear Foghat while watching this movie. I’m not sure if this is classified as horror to be honest, but it has enough elements in my opinion to warrant the classification, so choke on that slapnuts. This won’t be a terribly long post. Joy Ride stars 4 people technically. […]
Back from that awful last movie, I give to you a movie that most kid’s my age considered absolutely terrifying back in the day. Pet Semetary is dated, but it offers so much. In no way will this blog do this movie justice. Let’s go with the plot, and spoilers are abundant here, so skip […]
If you like Cujo or have fond memories of this movie, I would suggest just skipping this post, it’s not for you. With that out of the way, I fucking hate this movie. As a kid, I never saw the whole thing, just like the last 30 minutes and honestly, as a 30 minute film, […]
One blog away from me going off on a mother fucking tangent. But let’s give this movie its fair and due diligence. By today’s standards, most people aren’t gonna find it that good I’m afraid. Hell the remake was a valiant effort I must admit with Ryan Reynolds. Here’s the reason I write about this […]
It is hip to be square. Even if you don’t like that song, you will by the end of this movie, ya know, providing you have a soul and all. I have been recently accused of not having one. I’ll go all Christian Bale on their asses if they don’t calm the fuck down though. […]
If you read about Misery, this happened in the same night, so the 2 ladies watched along with me. I was nervous as I have highly recommended this movie to numerous people, but everybody has different tastes, blah blah blah. Speaking of different tastes, when did Chex Mix change the flavor for the Bold party […]
That about describes my mindset at this very fucking moment. I am just a miserable bastard, and although I took my happy pills, really thinking about having some happy drink to go with it. Amazing how fast one’s personal life, professional life can all just go to shit. And you work hard towards that light […]
Yeah, I got lazy here. Long story short, by the time we realized we were watching the second half first, I knew that 2 things were happening. 1. We wasn’t gonna stop it immediately go back and then pick up where we left off. 2. I wasn’t gonna go back to watch the first half […]
Maybe I am too old school, but I have seen this movie 3 times, and it isn’t a bad movie, it has some good scenes, but it is a one trick pony. I won’t reveal that one trick, which makes this a next to impossible review. Ok I am gonna say the acting was fine […]