{"id":10175,"date":"2017-10-12T20:07:28","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T20:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=10175"},"modified":"2019-09-11T16:15:57","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T20:15:57","slug":"texas-chainsaw-massacre-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/texas-chainsaw-massacre-2003\/","title":{"rendered":"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Michael Bay wanted to make a reboot of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, and so he went to work. &nbsp;People frown upon remakes, I am one of them, but this is truly an exception to the rule. &nbsp;This was not the same story as the original, and for that I am grateful. &nbsp;The original was great as it was. &nbsp;This is similar, but different enough. &nbsp;I am going to give you a synopsis full of spoilers followed by my final thoughts and a rating. &nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">SPOILERS<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker.jpg?resize=580%2C325\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10187\" class=\"wp-image-10187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker.jpg?w=1676&amp;ssl=1 1676w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker.jpg?resize=768%2C431&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker.jpg?resize=1024%2C574&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker.jpg?resize=1200%2C673&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"324\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker-2.jpg?resize=580%2C324\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10186\" class=\"wp-image-10186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker-2.jpg?w=1670&amp;ssl=1 1670w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker-2.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker-2.jpg?resize=768%2C429&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker-2.jpg?resize=1024%2C572&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Female-Hitchhiker-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C670&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Exit-Wound.jpg?resize=580%2C326\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10185\" class=\"wp-image-10185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Exit-Wound.jpg?w=1671&amp;ssl=1 1671w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Exit-Wound.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Exit-Wound.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Exit-Wound.jpg?resize=1024%2C575&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Exit-Wound.jpg?resize=1200%2C674&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We meet our main group of friends. &nbsp;We have Erin (Jessica Biel), her boyfriend Kemper, Morgan (Jonathan Tucker), Andy, and his hitchhiking love interest, Pepper &nbsp;They are on their way to a Lynard Skynard concert. &nbsp;They had gone to Mexico and got a pinata full of weed, so wet blanket, I mean Erin, is pissed at Kemper. &nbsp;They pick up a hitchhiking female, and she is just in rough shape. &nbsp;She just wants to go home and looks like she has been through hell. &nbsp;She doesn\u2019t want to go back and pulls out a loaded gun from her crotchal region and puts a bullet in her dome and we get a great shot through the exit wound. &nbsp;This was so different from the original and set the stage. &nbsp;In the original, the guy was just lonely and nutty. &nbsp;This was the epitome of hopelessness, and it was incredibly sad. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"323\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Morgan.jpg?resize=580%2C323\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10183\" class=\"wp-image-10183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Morgan.jpg?w=1125&amp;ssl=1 1125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Morgan.jpg?resize=300%2C167&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Morgan.jpg?resize=768%2C428&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Morgan.jpg?resize=1024%2C571&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Pepper-Andy-Erin.jpg?resize=580%2C325\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10181\" class=\"wp-image-10181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Pepper-Andy-Erin.jpg?w=1124&amp;ssl=1 1124w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Pepper-Andy-Erin.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Pepper-Andy-Erin.jpg?resize=768%2C430&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Pepper-Andy-Erin.jpg?resize=1024%2C573&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"324\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Mama-1.jpg?resize=580%2C324\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10180\" class=\"wp-image-10180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Mama-1.jpg?w=1126&amp;ssl=1 1126w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Mama-1.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Mama-1.jpg?resize=768%2C429&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Mama-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C572&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They go to call the sheriff and he wants them to meet by this house, so they explore the barn. &nbsp;Anyway, they end up at the Hewitt house and Erin goes to call again and Kemper grows impatient. &nbsp;Anyway, this is all an elaborate setup. &nbsp;The sheriff gives Morgan, Andy, and Pepper a hard time and asks them to do some ridiculous shit. &nbsp;The sheriff is played by the great R. Lee Ermey. &nbsp;They eventually figure out that he is involved with everything. &nbsp;Kemper gets got first. &nbsp;Everybody gets got and we meet more relatives, including a little boy, Jebidiah. &nbsp;He is played by David Dorfman, who also played the role of Aidan in The Ring. &nbsp;Anyway, Jebidiah, a name that comes up later on in the franchise, he helps Erin escape from Leatherface. &nbsp;The family is not as over the top in this one and set a really nice ambiance. &nbsp;In the end, after having a face-off with Leatherface in the meatpacking facility, she ends up hotwiring a car and runs over the Sheriff a few times.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Kemper.jpg?resize=580%2C325\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10179\" class=\"wp-image-10179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Kemper.jpg?w=1125&amp;ssl=1 1125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Kemper.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Kemper.jpg?resize=768%2C430&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Kemper.jpg?resize=1024%2C573&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monty.jpg?resize=580%2C325\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10178\" class=\"wp-image-10178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monty.jpg?w=1125&amp;ssl=1 1125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monty.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monty.jpg?resize=768%2C430&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monty.jpg?resize=1024%2C573&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"323\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Hoyt.jpg?resize=580%2C323\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"10177\" class=\"wp-image-10177\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Hoyt.jpg?w=1124&amp;ssl=1 1124w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Hoyt.jpg?resize=300%2C167&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Hoyt.jpg?resize=768%2C428&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Hoyt.jpg?resize=1024%2C570&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">End Film<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Final Thoughts &#8211; While the original is very gritty, this is very polished, but in a good way. &nbsp;They made plenty of changes that didn\u2019t hurt the story in any way and made up its own backstory which comes into play in the follow-up film. &nbsp;I loved the family in this even more than the original. &nbsp;They upped the gore level. &nbsp;It was never scary, but it was dark. Leatherface wasn\u2019t goofy anymore, he was a badass killer not to be trifled with. &nbsp;Jessica Biel probably should have had more skin showing through given what she was wearing. &nbsp;Morgan was also an interesting character put in situations that you try to put yourself into, and he was fucked the whole time quintessentially. &nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"167\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Leatherface-4.jpg?resize=300%2C167\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Leatherface-4.jpg?resize=300%2C167&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Leatherface-4.jpg?resize=768%2C428&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Leatherface-4.jpg?resize=1024%2C571&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Leatherface-4.jpg?w=1128&amp;ssl=1 1128w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rating: 7.6 it\u2019s the same rating I gave the original. &nbsp;I love both and I am not going to tell you one is better than the other. &nbsp;Some will disagree, and that\u2019s fine. &nbsp;Both have a charm, and both are the best of their respective franchises.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please check us out at the actual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/\">9 Deuce website<\/a>, on Facebook at&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/9deuceblog\/?ref=page_internal\">facebook.com\/9deuceblog<\/a>&nbsp;, on Twitter <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Official9Deuce\">@official9deuce<\/a>, or Instagram at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/official9deuce\/\">Official9Deuce<\/a>.&nbsp; Share this, like this, write us an email with a question at <a href=\"mailto:kent@9deuce.tv\">kent@9deuce.tv<\/a>.&nbsp; Thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All the pictures used in this blog are for review purposes. 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