{"id":10289,"date":"2017-10-24T16:16:25","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T16:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=10289"},"modified":"2017-10-24T16:16:25","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T16:16:25","slug":"tales-from-the-plunderbund-consortium-chapter-eight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/tales-from-the-plunderbund-consortium-chapter-eight\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the Plunderbund Consortium &#8211; Chapter Eight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this song randomly and after the month that I have had, I felt like playing it.\u00a0 It is NSFW, but that shouldn&#8217;t surprise you coming from me.\u00a0 You&#8217;re welcome, and please Eric, write better roles for Hookeri.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"High Noon in Killville - Angry Johnny and the Killbillies\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j6Q65yNStcM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In case you missed any of the past blogs\/chapters, just go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/the-plunderbund.html\">9Deuce<\/a> and look through the archives and start from the beginning to get the full experience.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tales from the Plunderbund Consortium<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dark Sun Campaign \u2013 Chapter 8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Having little interest in anything other than fighting, drinking, and being short, upon arriving in Balic Alexa headed out to a local drinking establishment.\u00a0 Unfortunately for her, while on her way she was seen by an agent of House Jarko, who knew that Alexa was an escaped gladiatorial slave.\u00a0 A few hours later, as Alexa was leaving the bar, she was shot with a poisoned blow gun dart and fell unconscious.<\/p>\n<p>As the Thri-kreen best buddies were heading back to the House Inikia barracks, they realized they hadn\u2019t seen Alexa or Coraanu since arriving in the city-state.\u00a0 Entering the barracks, they noticed that Dimebag was being delivered a missive from House Jarko.\u00a0 The letter informed Dimebag that Alexa had been captured as an escaped slave; however, as she had escaped from a raided caravan, per a new law passed by the Camber of Patricians allowed her to fight in the Criterion, along with any who wished to join her, for her freedom.\u00a0 Dimebag, Ilana, and Pane-Pan agreed to fight with their friend.\u00a0 Hookeri went off to do more random bug-stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Heading to the fighting area, the three ran into a confused-looking and glossy-eyed Coraanu.\u00a0 As Coraanu tried to talk to them about \u201cHigh Defiler Vaerhirmana\u201d (aka. Molestan) and they killing of his clan, the three simply told him to shut up and come to the area.<\/p>\n<p>The contest for Alexa\u2019s freedom was a thrilling five round gauntlet with breaks after rounds two and four.\u00a0 In the first two rounds, the adventurers took on a group of 12 newbies who had only recently begun training to be gladiators, and the imposing \u201cCaptain Carnage\u201d, who rode into the area and fought on a Crodlu drawn chariot.\u00a0 While the newbies put up a surprisingly strong fight, the adventurers were able to take the newbies and the Captain down without too much trouble.<\/p>\n<p>In round three, they took on a clutch of six Thri-kreen that had been training as gladiators for their entire lives.\u00a0 A not insignificant amount of damage was sustained by the party during that fight.\u00a0 While nursing their claw wounds, the five were then set upon by \u201cMad Mary\u201d the \u201cPsion\u201d who obviously was a defiler pretending to be a psion (not that Ilana would know anything about that).\u00a0 Despite taking Ilana down with a \u201cforce-ball\u201d, the adventurers pretty handily kicked her but <strong>[DM\u2019s Note: She only had 1 hit point left when she got her only spell off]\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally, in the fifth round, the party fought the dreaded Tiki-Tiki Tembo.\u00a0 While the beast was able to show Alexa what true pain was for the first time in her life, in the end, the five stood victorious, and Alexa earned her freedom.<\/p>\n<p>After the fight the adventurers were offered the chance to attend one of the better after-parties to celebrate their victory (attended by moderately high level nobles and mod-level Templars).\u00a0 While at the party Ilana was approached by a Praetor who was up for reelection and was actually in danger of losing.\u00a0 Hearing of Ilana\u2019s seductive grifting exploits in Urik, the Templar was hoping that Ilana could \u201cremove the competition\u201d as it were.\u00a0 The negotiations were brief but intense, with Ilana declining the job after learning it required a mind wipe so nothing could be traced back to the Templar.\u00a0 The two appeared to part on good terms; however, Ilana did imply that she might share the Templar\u2019s request with others, which for many non-Templars is a good way to get arrested and\/or executed.<\/p>\n<p>Also at the party, Alexa was approached by a representative from the Olivian noble family.\u00a0 The representative wished to hire the party to kill a giant that had taken a liking to olives off the tree.\u00a0 Specifically, everyday a giant would wander in to one of the olive tree patches and start eating and storing them in his pack.\u00a0 As a reward, the adventurers would be given free room and board at the Olivian plantation, and they could also earn a bonus for a job well done.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the group headed to the market to purchase picnic supplies and headed to whatever the olive word for vineyard is.\u00a0 At about two in the afternoon the adventurers saw the giant heading straight for a grove of olive trees.\u00a0 Distracted, the adventurers launched a surprise attack that did little more than anger the giant.\u00a0 However, after a hard fought battle involving Ilana shrinking the giant down to human size, the giant fell down dead.<\/p>\n<p>As Coraanu was using the Bonesaw to cut the giant\u2019s head off as proof of a job well done, the giant stood back up.\u00a0 It was then that Mad Mary appeared standing upon the now zombified giant\u2019s shoulder.\u00a0 She told the party that she was here to avenger her humiliating defeat before all of her friends and family at the Criterion.\u00a0 Ilana responded by defiling a significant portion of the olive grove and casting a fireball at her face.\u00a0 Distracted (by being on fire), Coraanu was able to mage hand Mary\u2019s component pouch away.\u00a0 Enraged and without spell components, Mary defiled and sent a volley of 9 magic missiles straight for Ilana, which nearly killed her outright. \u00a0The melee fighters then proceeded to chop the giant down while the long-range attackers took out Mary.<\/p>\n<p>In the end the adventurers were victorious and blamed any defiling on Mary.\u00a0 However, due to the fact they allowed so many of the olive trees to be defiled, they were only paid half the bonus they might have earned.\u00a0 They did still earn the right to crash at the Olivian pad and be treated as honored guests.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, after an evening of eating and drinking on the Olivian family\u2019s dime, Coraanu decided to head out to the Megaleneon (the district at the center of the city) to learn more about the magic school that High Defiler Vaerhirmana taught at.\u00a0 Unfortunately for Coraanu, he was not let into the district as his appointment with Sorcerer King Andropinis was not for two days.\u00a0 On the plus side, the adventurers did meet an elf (I\u2019d say shifty elf but that would be repetitive) that sold them a map to a hidden dungeon on Mt. Laeron.<\/p>\n<p>Not feeling like dungeon running at that time, the group decided to help Dimebag with his House Inikia job to steal blueprints of the psionic helms that power Balic\u2019s naval fleet and allow the ships to levitate on the silt.\u00a0 Per the plans provided by the unnamed House Inikia agent, the plans were in a building inside of The Arsenal, the walled compound protecting the city-state\u2019s naval fleet.\u00a0 While reviewing the schematics Dimebag began having a bad feeling about the job but shook it off, thinking it nothing more than nerves.<\/p>\n<p>Together, four of the party members devised a plan to get them into the Arsenal.\u00a0 Coraanu and Ilana would cash <em>Disguise Self <\/em>to make themselves look like various Templars they had interacted with over the past few days.\u00a0 Dimebag would accompany them as an inspector for House Inikia, and Alexa would eat her fruit of invisibility and ride in on Dimebag\u2019s shoulders.<\/p>\n<p>Despite some suspicion on the part of the guards, the plan went off well and they were able to freely enter the Arsenal.\u00a0 Unfortunately, things began to go south after Dimebag demanded that the guards who let them in accompany them to the building on the blueprints.\u00a0 Specifically, one of the guards asked, \u201care you <em>sure <\/em>this is the building you were sent here to inspect?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cAbsolutely\u201d replied Dimebag.<\/p>\n<p>Upon reaching the run-down warehouse-looking building that seemed unlikely to hold such valuable schematics, the guards opened the door and asked the three (that they could see) to enter.\u00a0 Coraanu entered first and saw that it was just a big, empty building.\u00a0 This caused the other adventurers to hesitate in entering, which, in turn, made the escorts very nervous.\u00a0 They kept asking the three to enter the building so they could leave.<\/p>\n<p>Once all of the party members entering the building, the door slammed shut and an alarm went off.\u00a0 When asked what was going on, the guards admitted that they were told to sound the alarm if anyone asked to enter this building.\u00a0 The two then fled the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Using his nature spirit magic, Coraanu was able to force the door to open.\u00a0 The four party members then made a mad dash to escape from the Arsenal.\u00a0 Despite Dimebag getting stuck with a few arrows as Ilana levitated him over the compound walls, the adventurers were able to escape relatively easily and regroup back at the Olivian plantation.<\/p>\n<p>Rather than investigate who set Dimebag up, Dimebag just assumed that it was his brother and continued to plot his revenge against that wife-stealing D-bag.\u00a0 The rest of the party continued to overeat and drink on the Olivian family\u2019s ceramic piece for the next two days prior to Coraanu\u2019s big meeting with the Sorcerer King himself.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>You can find us at the actual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/index.html\">9 Deuce 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