{"id":10343,"date":"2017-11-08T18:14:53","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T18:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=10343"},"modified":"2017-11-08T18:14:53","modified_gmt":"2017-11-08T18:14:53","slug":"tales-from-the-plunderbund-consortium-chapter-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/tales-from-the-plunderbund-consortium-chapter-ten\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the Plunderbund Consortium &#8211; Chapter Ten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for the one day delay, but it&#8217;s finally here, the glorious 10th chapter in everybody&#8217;s favorite tale that comes from a consortium with the name Plunderbund.\u00a0 We are all still mourning the loss of Hookeri&#8217;s pet, but the quest must go on.\u00a0 In honor of Hookeri&#8217;s rage, and apparent ass whooping, I give you this gem.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I&#039;m Addicted To Rageahol\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kCUIzs8i9EU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dark Sun Campaign \u2013 Chapter 10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>DM\u2019s Note:\u00a0 At the end of the previous session, the player who plays Hookeri was going to to have Hookeri attack Illana out of rage and grief for the loss of his beloved pet.\u00a0 However, that player failed to show up for this session.\u00a0 As such, it has been assumed by all that Illana absolutely wiped the floor with Hookeri during that fight.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Having sealed a demonic portal, but earning little in the way of money or fame for their efforts, the party returned to the Olivian compound to discuss their next plan of action.\u00a0 While eating their continental lunch, Pane-Pan saw Headmaster Wiggin from the University of Inix being dragged, beaten and bloody, through the manor by two half-giant guards.\u00a0 Being ever nosy, the group followed.<\/p>\n<p>The half-giants dragged the Headmaster down the hall to a door that appeared to head towards a basement.\u00a0 Exiting the door were the head of the Olivian noble family, Giovvo Olivian, and a masked fellow who obviously looked to be a torturer.\u00a0 Giovvo reiterated to Wiggin that, per their arrangement, the Headmaster was to psionically protect his son Girias at all times, in exchange for the Olivian family supporting his failing psionicist academy.\u00a0 Assuming Wiggin sold his son out (half-true, Wiggin simply didn\u2019t stop Pane-Pan from killing Girias), and unable to interrogate Wiggin through psionics (due to Wiggin being a powerful Psion when he hasn\u2019t been beaten half to death), he had arranged to get the information from Wiggen the old fashioned way (physical torture).<\/p>\n<p>Knowing that Pane-Pan (and possibly Coraanu) would be exposed as the murderer should the torture work, Coraanu stepped in.\u00a0 In a dazzling display of cunning linguistics, Coraanu was able to convince Giovvo that members of the Jura Dia elf tribe had conducted a raid on the Olivian pool house and that Girias was killed during the execution of the plan.\u00a0 As this supported the girlfriend\u2019s accounting of events, Giovvo was convinced.\u00a0 However, he told Headmaster Wiggin that due to his failures the Giovvo family would not contribute another dime to the University of Inix and he looked forward to seeing it go out of business.<\/p>\n<p>Appreciating the fact that Wiggin had allowed him to kill Girias, and wanting to have a powerful psion on his side, Pane-Pan asked Dimebag if House Inikia might be open to sponsoring the school as it would be a great please for them to sell their mind enhancing \u201cspices.\u201d\u00a0 Dimebag set up a meeting with House Trader Osdac.<\/p>\n<p>While the meeting seemed to be going well at first, Osdac was having trouble picturing how such a small school could generate enough profit to warrant the effort.\u00a0 It was then that Coraanu remembered that \u201cthey had another school,\u201d specifically, the government run Defiler Academy.\u00a0 Together, they came up with the brilliant idea of investing in the Defiler Academy, where the spices would be all the rage, and then investing some of the profits into the University of Inix.\u00a0 Helping such a small school that offers scholarships to poor free citizens who normally couldn\u2019t afford psionicist school would counteract the negative publicity that normally would have resulted from working with defilers, who are hated across Athas.<\/p>\n<p>As a reward for their help, Pane-Pan was enrolled in the University of Inix.\u00a0 He was provided a long-distance learning obsidian orb that would allow him to study at the school no matter where he adventured in Athas.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling that they accomplished all they could in Balic, the party decided to head back west to the ruins of Kalidney some of the party members had business there.\u00a0 Before leaving, Coraanu decided to look into Kalidney\u2019s history.\u00a0 Apparently, many centuries ago, all of the people of Kalidney disappeared overnight.\u00a0 During the day the former city-state appears to be any other abandoned city or outpost, however, at night, a white mist rolls thought the streets.\u00a0 It is said that anyone caught in the mist disappears forever.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the dangers, raiders, monsters, and those who simply don\u2019t want to be found do live in Kalidney.\u00a0 They simply retreat to safe areas that remain untouched by the mists each evening.\u00a0 Intrigued, Coraanu sought information on anyone in Balic who had adventured in Kalidney and soon learned of Maraquen, a female half-elf who lived there for a year while ducking her creditors in Tyr.<\/p>\n<p>Coraanu and friends tracked Maraquen to 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good thing going in Balic, asked if she could modify their agreement.\u00a0 Rather than accompany the adventurers, she would draft a map of the areas safe from the mists in Kalidnay, and she would also arrange for the adventurers to travel in a caravan with some newbie adventurers heading to the ruins of Celik which is close to Kalidnay.\u00a0 The party agreed to the terms.<\/p>\n<p>The adventurers met with the newbies the next day and set off.\u00a0 While the party mostly kept to themselves, Pane-Pan, the ever-social bug, tried to make friends and offer advice to the younglings.\u00a0 That was, until, the caravan ran afoul of giant desert locus that swarmed the caravan and separated the adventurers from Pane-Pan and the newbies.\u00a0 Rather than protect the newbies, Pane-Pan risked chitin and three of six limbs to run through the swarm and fight with the party instead.\u00a0 The PCs fought off their locus rather easily, while the newbies survived but got pretty messed up.<\/p>\n<p>A day or two later some of the group members could see the ruins of some building that had previously been buried in a sand dune.\u00a0 As they approached they saw an altar, and before manifested a Raaig, a ghostly guardian spirit.\u00a0 The adventurers learned that the spirt had killed herself out of despair when her god, the god of the temple, had disappeared and\/or been killed a millennia ago.\u00a0 Despite being a ghost, Pane-Pan was able to use his psionic powers to mess with her ghost mind and bring her peace . . . for approximately five minutes.\u00a0 During those five minutes she allowed the group to turn some of their food into potions of healing by touching them to the alter.\u00a0 The Raaig, touched by Pane-Pan\u2019s words, asked if he would be willing to become a Raaig himself and stay with her at the temple forever.\u00a0 In exchange, she would provide great power to everyone else in the party.\u00a0 While they all liked the terms of the deal, Pan-Pan did not and rejected the offer.\u00a0 At that point they all got the hell out of town as the five minutes were almost up and they weren\u2019t sure if the Raaig would appreciate having its ghost emotions manipulated.\u00a0 The scrams they latter heard echoing over the dunes gave indication that they were right.<\/p>\n<p>That night, while on watch, the adventurers (who weren\u2019t on guard) awoke to the sounds of lute music emanating from the desert.\u00a0 The first course of action was for Ilana to use her magic to instigate a magical lute music duel, which became louder and louder and lasted until Illana got bored and quit.\u00a0 Investigating, the group soon found that the music was emanating from a lute being held by a skeleton.\u00a0 Most of the group wanted to get the hell out of there, but Dimebag, who really, really, hates lutes, picked the lute up and smashed it over his knee.\u00a0 This resulted in the skeleton exploding and attempting to tear Dimebag into a 1,000 tiny, fleshy pieces.\u00a0 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