Dark Sun Campaign \u2013 Chapter 12<\/strong><\/p>\nAs Illana continued to look Dimebag\u2019s broken and liquefied body, the other adventurers came down the hallway to see what was up.\u00a0 While it was obvious that Dimebag had fallen into a trap, some of the party member had their suspicions that Illana had deliberately sprung the trap.\u00a0 Any such beliefs were kept to themselves, however.<\/p>\n
No knowing what to do with the body, the party simply had Illana drop the giant stone back on Dimebag to act as sort of a makeshift grave.\u00a0 They then continued down to the end of the hallway to what appeared to be a dead end.\u00a0 Working together, the adventurers discovered the stone sconce that, once turned, opened a secret door.<\/p>\n
Upon the door opening, the group was confused at it appeared to lead right back into the room where they fought the air elementals.\u00a0 However, upon re-entering the room, several wax blobs that had been lying around the room began to congeal in a nearby shallow pit in the floor.\u00a0 The blobs came together and then disappeared into the floor, leaving behind a wooden box that emanated strong magic.<\/p>\n
As Illana had not prepared the Identify spell that day, she was unable to determine the function of the box.\u00a0 The party decided to continue searching the dungeon and worry about the box later.\u00a0 As they were walking, Pane-Pan asked to carry the box, and Coraanu handed it over.\u00a0 Pane-Pan then used his immense psychic power to form a vision in his mind of the box\u2019s previous owner.\u00a0 In his mind, he saw a human standing over the box on the shores of the Sea of Silt.\u00a0 The human uttered a single key word, which resulted in the box \u201cunfolding\u201d and eventually taking the shape of a silt skimmer.\u00a0 Despite learning the function of the box, Pane-Pan declined to share with the group what he learned.<\/p>\n
Continuing, the group eventually came to another room.\u00a0 As the door was not trapped, Coraanu had Alexa kick the door in so the party could immediately engage with any guardian that undoubtedly lurked within.\u00a0 As the door flung open, the adventurers saw six imps standing over the body of a woman it appeared they were about to sacrifice.\u00a0 Unfortunately, the group had no time to consider how the woman got down here, as the imps attacked.<\/p>\n
During the fighting with the imps, Coraanu felt a strange sensation wash over him.\u00a0 He then saw the woman rise from the ground and walk over to him.\u00a0 The woman transformed and sprouted wings, revealing herself to be a succubus.\u00a0 Having fallen for her charms earlier, Coraanu allowed her to lean in for a kiss.\u00a0 Luckily for Coraanu, the succubus was distracted by the cuteness of Hookeri\u2019s new pet, and she was only able to peck Coraanu on the cheek, saving him from certain death.\u00a0 Free from her charms, Coraanu and friends made short work of the succubus and remaining imps.<\/p>\n
As the party searched the room, a dwarf entered the room.\u00a0 The party recognized him from their time in Gulg, it was Dimebag\u2019s genetically superior brother, Darkius.\u00a0 Darkius explained that he had been training to become an earth cleric, and that he had learned from the element of earth of Dimebag\u2019s insane plan to track down the obsidian man.\u00a0 He had thought to stop Dimebag himself, but it appeared that the giant block of stone had do it instead.\u00a0 Still needing to stop the obsidian man itself, Darkius asked to join the party.\u00a0 Desperately in need of a health, the group agreed.<\/p>\n
After the battle the group pressed on into the dungeon, fearing that if they took too many breaks night would fall, the mists would enter the dungeon, and they would disappear like everyone else who was ever caught in the Kalidnay mists.\u00a0 As they continued through, they fought giant magical snakes, found a chest full of silver coins and spell tablets, and Coraanu was nearly killed after setting off a scythe trap.<\/p>\n
At one point during their journey they came upon a shrine to what appeared to be a former ruler of Kalidnay.\u00a0 Inspecting the shrine, it was obviously corrupted and it appeared that any who dared passed would be attacked with necrotic power.\u00a0 Sensing the shrine\u2019s evil, Darkius prayed to the earth and learned a 30-minute ritual that would dispel the corruption.\u00a0 Bored and not wanting to wait that long, Pane-Pan decided to see what would happen if the magic box found earlier was placed on the alter.\u00a0 The Folding Silt Skimmer exploded in a flash of magical light.<\/p>\n
Eventually the group found a hidden chamber.\u00a0 Within this room was a pedestal holding a small obsidian orb.\u00a0 Sensing its immense magical and psionic power, Coraanu immediately threw his bag over top of the orb.\u00a0 Indignant, the orb telepathically communicated with Coraanu demanding to be handed over to, \u201cthe hottie with the actual magical power, not your spirit magic mekillot crap.\u201d\u00a0 Coraanu declined the orb\u2019s offer and did not tell Illana that the orb wished to speak with her.<\/p>\n
Upon removing the orb from the pedestal, a wall shifted revealing a small, secret room, on the floor of which appeared to be a teleportation circle.\u00a0 After much experimentation and using Hookeri\u2019s new pet as bait, the party discovered the world\u2019s slowest portal.\u00a0 It takes approximately one hour to teleport someone from the Vault of Kalidnay to one of the ruined towers above.<\/p>\n
Due to the slow nature of the portal, the group found that night had fallen and the streets were covered in mist.\u00a0 As such, they would have to camp in the ruined tower for the night.\u00a0 Unfortunately, the bringing together of the Orb of Khalid-Ma with the Rock of Getting Eating by a Roc in Kalidnay led to a portal being open and the emergence of horned devil Sthaggaxtrix, boyfriend to Niansu the Marilith (and current owner of Hookeri\u2019s first pet).<\/p>\n
After a brief fight, Ilana used her knowledge of \u201cmusic horned devils totally hate\u201d to create a minor illusion of vaguely technotronic pop music.\u00a0 However, being unwilling to simply allow the [] to leave, Hookeri leaped onto its back.\u00a0 The two then went on a flight around Kalidnay, had a chat, and became bros.\u00a0 Based upon their newfound friendship, it was decided they would return to the group\u2019s camp, reopen the portal, and Sthaggaxtrix would return home.\u00a0 Unfortunately for the pair, upon seeing them flying overhead, Illana turned the music back on.\u00a0 To make the ear bleeding pain stop, Sthaggaxtrix dive bombed the camp.\u00a0 As the horned devil did so, the portal reopened, and the two traveled back to Sthaggaxtrix\u2019s home plane.<\/p>\n
Having no idea how to return home, Hookeri agreed to accompany Sthaggaxtrix back to his home in the nearby demon city.\u00a0 Meanwhile, back at the camp, the remaining members of the party heard a screech and looked to the sky.\u00a0 Bearing down of them was the giant bird, the Roc, that had attached them previously. \u00a0Just as it looked like it was about to attack the camp, the bird appeared to use its beak to tear open the prior portal.\u00a0 On the other side, Hookeri saw the head of the Roc coming right for him.\u00a0 While he briefly considered jumping on the Roc and returning home, he decided discretion was the better part of valor and he asked Sthaggaxtrix to get them the hell out of there.\u00a0 Unable to pursue its prey, the Roc exited the portal and flew away.<\/p>\n
The orb in their possession, the party was ready to leave the cursed city of Kalidnay.\u00a0 That is, until, Alexa reminded them all that she needed to locate the ghost of Battlemaster Zehiron, who had once trained Nok in the art of fighting.\u00a0 Having no idea where the ghost might be, the group consulted Maraquen\u2019s map, and found that in the south-western part of the city it was known to be an area of high hauntings.\u00a0 As they headed to that area of the city, a pale, white dwarf ran past them yelling, \u201cg-g-g-ghost!\u201d and continued on into the dessert.<\/p>\n
Assuming they were in the right place, they continued on and eventually ran into a rather dapper looking Mul ghost wielding a variety of weapons.\u00a0 Alexa introduced herself and said that she had come to seek training from the man who had once trained Nok in the ways of battle.\u00a0 The ghost of Battlemaster Zehiron told Alexa that he would be happy to enter into a training contract with her, there was simply one problem.\u00a0 His existing contract with Rog Lowe, leader of the Mekillot Maulers.<\/p>\n
Zehiron explained that thousands of years ago in life he was a \u201csword saint,\u201d a mystical swordsman who channeled the power of the gods into his blade.\u00a0 Since the death of the gods, many individuals have come to him seeking sword saint training, and in all cases they died during the process.\u00a0 Rob Lowe, on the other hand, has survived the process and is close to what would have been the completion of training more than a millennia ago.\u00a0 Having a student survive the training has illuminated Zehiron to the fact that, with the gods dead, no one will ever again become a sword saint, including Rob.\u00a0 Because the contract between Zehiron and Rob was to make Rob a sword said, Zehiron will be forced to train Rob until the contract is otherwise broken.<\/p>\n
Zehiron made clear that the contract would be broken if Rob Lowe was dead, however, he was open to the group finding other ways to nullify the contract.\u00a0 The adventurers then followed Zehiron to the Maulers base where he was scheduled for a training session with Rob.\u00a0 The group took up positions outside the camp to observe.\u00a0 As Zehiron neared the camp the group heard someone say, \u201chey Zehiron, watch this.\u201d\u00a0 At which point a brute of a man took a steel greatsword and proceeded to cut down five Maulers surrounding him.\u00a0 The man turned to Zehiron and said, \u201cso, am I a sword saint yet?\u201d<\/p>\n
Upon Rob Lowe asking that question, Pane-Pan drilled into his mind.\u00a0 He then manipulated Rob\u2019s mind and convinced him that Zehiron answered back that, \u201cyes, yes you are a sword said now.\u201d\u00a0 Zehiron then asked Rob to knock on his sword three times, which would officially end the contract.\u00a0 Rob did so and Zehiron and the group quickly left Mauler territory.\u00a0 Zehiron then informed Alexa that the training would take 250 days of intense work.\u00a0 However, he could possess an object on her person and they could begin training once she had a safe place and the necessary supplies to do so.\u00a0 Alexa had him possess her gauntlets.<\/p>\n
Done with their perspective missions and Kalidnay, the group had to decide where to head to next.\u00a0 Pane-Pan wanted to head far north to the Temple of the Sky serpent, while Coraanu wanted to head east to Balic.\u00a0 Pane-Pan agreed to travel to Balic since it was much closer.\u00a0 During their travel that evening they nearly wandered into an Earth Drake that was hunting in the area.\u00a0 Luckily, they moved quickly and found a hidden grotto that kept them safe from the hunting beast.<\/p>\n
As they were going to be stuck there for a while, and because Pane-Pan assumed his fellow clutch mate was dead, Pane-Pan asked to hold a Thri-Kreen death ceremony for the fallen Hookeri.\u00a0 As he began do dance around and make chittering noises as Thri-Kreen do, Pane-Pan\u2019s psychic energy mixed with that of the Orb of Kalid-Ma and opened a portal similar to the one that had summoned the horned devil previously.<\/p>\n
Hookeri, who had made it to the accursed city with Sthaggaxtrix and was chilling at his home, suddenly saw a portal open before him.\u00a0 Unsure whether he should walk through it, he instead stuck his head through, at which point he saw his adventuring companions performing some weird ritual.\u00a0 Suddenly, Hookeri sense that magic was failing, and he decided to pull his head back rather than take the time to walk through the portal.\u00a0 Unfortunately, he was not quick enough and the portal closed, leaving his head in Athas and the rest of his body in the accursed realm.\u00a0 Darkius then case Gentile Repose on the head in order to keep it preserved, and they bagged the head and took it with them.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, in the accursed realm, sensing that yet another friend of his was dead, the Rock of Getting Eaten by a Roc rolled out of Hookeri\u2019s pocket.\u00a0 Seeing Hookeri\u2019s headless body, he rolled himself around the body to the bloody stump and implanted himself in the spinal column.\u00a0 Hookeri\u2019s body then stood up . . .<\/p>\n
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