{"id":11916,"date":"2018-06-13T11:46:33","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T11:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=11916"},"modified":"2018-06-13T11:46:33","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T11:46:33","slug":"tomb-of-annihilation-tftpb-chapter-eighteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/tomb-of-annihilation-tftpb-chapter-eighteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Tomb of Annihilation (TFTPB) &#8211; Chapter Eighteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week is a long one.\u00a0 We get all sorts of things, but it&#8217;s mainly a continuation of the main story, with one big exception.\u00a0 Still, the group experienced some Edge-Lord poetry, dealt with some poison traps straight out of Home Alone, a pimp robe is involved, and hell, even Big Bird may or may not have been involved.\u00a0 But the end scene, that is where it gets interesting.\u00a0 Griff IV appears to be in a game of life or death.\u00a0 It was like watching a SAW film, well there was no torture, but I like Saw and that is my analogy damnit!\u00a0 Thanks to Eric for writing this up.\u00a0 Send the man some love.\u00a0 Okay, not necessarily man love, unless you&#8217;re into that, but rather nice kind words or Slim Jims.\u00a0 Anyway, here&#8217;s a Home Alone compilation.\u00a0 You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Home Alone 1 &amp; 2  Trap Montage\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WR5tCDOTzIk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Tomb of Annihilation<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Chapter 18 \u2013 House Hunting<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After camping for the evening, the party awoke to find that Rix had died during the night. \u00a0Hertz, using his skills in medicine and consulting Talos, determined that the cause of death was Mega Syphilis. \u00a0Not wanting to leave Rix\u2019s tainted corpse out in the street, Padre and Tempest planned to take the body to the jungle and burn it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With nothing to do until they returned, Hertz, Compassion, and Xilix decided to ransack some of the local homes for loot. \u00a0Upon finding some nice loot in the average homes, the group decided to ransack what looked to be a noble\u2019s home. While the home appeared to have already been ransacked, Xilix was able to locate a secret basement outside the home. \u00a0Sending Gryff IV in to investigate, Xilix learned that the basement contained a solitary Vegipygmy (mold-man) sitting in the dark in a purple mist hugging a silver statue and acting crazy. Using his knowledge of drugs, Xilix assumed the purple haze was causing the mold-man\u2019s strange behavior.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wanting the loot in the Vegipygmy\u2019s possession, Hertz cast <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gust of Wind<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> into the basement to clear out the gas. \u00a0Unfortunately, Hertz was a bit too hung over from drinking at the campfire the night before and the wind went in the completely wrong direction. \u00a0Compassion, not wanting to see the poor mold-man suffer, covered his mouth and ran into the basement. Resisting the intoxicating effects, Compassion was able to grab the mold man and escape from the dungeon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Using the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Helm of Telepathy <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the party had won from the King of Feathers, Compassion learned from the Vegipygmy\u2019s thoughts that it had no idea what the purple mist was doing to it. \u00a0Compassion also learned that, even being outside the crazy mist, the Vegipygmy still believed that the silver statue was its best friend\/lover. Engrossed by the cuteness of the situation, the three resolved not to rob and\/or murder the mold man to obtain the silver statue and sent him and his best friend on their way. \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bored of looting houses, the three decided to scout out the general area. \u00a0Heading north, they came upon a cave with various statues and obelisks outside. \u00a0Considering the creepiness of everything, the cave might have well had a sign hanging over it saying that it was \u201cThe Evil Cave of Extra Bad Evil.\u201d \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Despite the obvious warnings, the three decided to go inside to investigate. \u00a0Luckily, there were no monsters waiting to eat them. Instead, on the walls was inscribed a bunch of Edge-Lord poetry and dark riddles. \u00a0There were also 8 square niches in the walls, which were obviously intended to hold eight puzzle cubes. Realizing they were still a number of puzzle cubes away from entering deeper into the tunnels, the three left.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With Padre and Tempest still missing, the three decided to head to the nearby abandoned market. \u00a0While ransacking the remaining stands, they failed to find anything of real value. What they did find, however, was lots of pots filled with poisonous substances that were triggered to fall on their heads when they went into the stalls. \u00a0Hertz and Compassion both avoided these traps, while Xilix wound up inhaling toxic fumes from a pot full of green slime. Luckily, Xilix\u2019s years of drug use allowed him to easily shake off the effects of the fumes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As they were searching, and finding nothing, Compassion saw a Kobold attempt to sneak into a nearby tent. \u00a0Following after the Kobold, the three found the tent empty. Searching the room, Xilix was able to find a trap door into a hidden basement. \u00a0There, they met the King of Kobold\u2019s who was sitting upon a pile of treasure looted from the market. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wanting the treasure for themselves, the three attempted negotiations with the King of Kobolds. \u00a0\u00a0These negotiations quickly broke down when the Kobolds realized that Xilix was wearing feathers that obviously came from the King of Feathers. \u00a0Having been a big fan and patron of the King of Feathers, the King of Kobolds ordered the group\u2019s death. Hertz proceeded to blow most of the Kobolds up, as Compassion used his lance to pin the King of Kobolds against the wall.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After aggressive negotiations, the three decided to take all gold and art objects from the pile, while leaving any copper and silver for the Kobolds who had done all the work to acquire the treasure. \u00a0As the treasure pile contained multiple jewels, Xilix used his magic to create a pimp-robe made of garnets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wanting to show off his bitching new pimp-robe to the gentry, Xilix insisted the three of them head to the nearest temple, despite missing their other compatriots. \u00a0They quickly found what appeared to be a temple dedicated to Big Bird, later identified as the god Poposital. Upon entering, the temple was empty, however, dust tracks and various other markings made it clear that someone had been in the temple recently.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Even though it was clear that the temple had already been looted and the puzzle cube was likely in somebody else\u2019s possession, Xilix and Compassion insisted on solving the temple\u2019s various puzzles and word cyphers. \u00a0Hertz, having no interest in mind games or doing non-profitable things, took a nap. About an hour later the two had solved all the puzzles, only to learn that the puzzle cube had been removed from the pedestal that raised from the ground. \u00a0Xilix insisted that the true reward was strengthening the brain muscle through the intense brain trials posed by the temple. Hertz told Xilix that if he wanted to think, he would just ask Talos what to do.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Upon leaving the temple, the three decided to head back to the camp. \u00a0Unfortunately, on the way back they took a wrong turn and wound up in the back ally of Grung Town. \u00a0They were quickly set upon by a gang of frog-men who wanted their valuables. Hopelessly outnumbered and outgunned, Hertz, Xilix, and Compassion ran for their lives.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Meanwhile, Padre and Tempest were finally returning to Omu after disposing of Rix\u2019s STI-infused corpse. \u00a0As they were walking through the streets, they were beset upon by yet another red wizard and his guard flunkeys. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The red wizard began giving a menacing speech about how they should give up their puzzle cubes or die. \u00a0Tempest responded, \u201cLet me offer a counter punch-posal\u201d and proceed to sucker punch the red wizard in the face. \u00a0Enraged, the red wizard attempted to stand and cast <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fireball<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, only to immediately be trampled into the ground by the still fleeing Hertz, Xilix, and Compassion. \u00a0With the red wizard incapacitated, Padre proceeded to \u201credeem\u201d the hired goons who were acting as bodyguards.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fearing death, the red wizard cast <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fly <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and attempted to soar away. \u00a0Xilix and Hertz then proceeded to hit the wizard with \u201call the magic.\u201d \u00a0The intense magical power caused the red wizard to explode like a pi\u00f1ata and drop the puzzle cube he had been carrying.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Feeling pretty good about themselves, the reunited party continued exploring the city. \u00a0Eventually ,they reached a span of rushing water. A 100 foot long, 20-foot wide log lay across the span. \u00a0Identifying this as an obvious trap, and knowing that there were safer ways to enter that part of city, the party turned around, only for Tempest to immediately be shot in the chest with a poisoned crossbow bolt, leaving her unconscious and bleeding on the ground.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Knowing that Tempest was close to death, Hertz knelt beside her body and began healing her with his magic . . . until he was also struck with a poison crossbow bolt. \u00a0Luckily, Hertz was able to resist most of the poison, and was able to cast a healing bubble of protection spell to protect Tempest and himself from any further assaults.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As Tempest and Hertz were doing their best to not die, Compassion, Padre, and Xilix mounted Ducky and proceed to charge at the ruined home from which it appeared that the crossbow bolts originated. \u00a0As they approached, they could see a Tabaxi (cat-man) in the home who appeared ready to flee. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After a brief discussion, the three decided that this Tabaxi was too dangerous to live, and there would be no capture and interrogation at this time. \u00a0Upon reaching the home, Padre, Compassion, and Ducky each guarded a possible escape route from the home. Seeing that it was fight or die time, the Tabaxi loaded another crossbow bolt . . . only to have Xilix use his magic to drop the roof of the home on his head, crushing him to death.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After searching through the rubble and finding the Tabaxi\u2019s things, it didn\u2019t appear that he was an assassin hired to kill the party. \u00a0Rather, it seemed that he was just a crazed hunter that was hunting the most dangerous game. Finding that to be lame, the party decided that the Tabaxi was, in fact, Hooded Lantern\u2019s illegitimate son, who had sworn vengeance against the party for allowing Hooded Lantern to be eaten by the King of Feathers. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To finish off the day the party hit up two more temples. The first, the snail god temple of Unk, had a relatively easy puzzle. \u00a0Basically, the party had to combine six temple keys into one big key, and then find the matching smaller key in a pile of hundreds of keys that had teeth marks matching the super-sized key. \u00a0Of course, before being able to obtain the temple keys, the party had to fight a bunch of undead jerks, because Omu\u2019s gods are dicks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Finally, the party entered the temple of Obalaka, god of snarling bears. \u00a0There, they found a puzzle involving darkness, torches that needed to be moved between various torch holes, and two teleporting pools of water. \u00a0They knew the price for failing this puzzle was steep, however, as the puzzle cube room contained a red wizard that had been petrified when he attempted to pick up the puzzle cube without correctly solving the puzzle.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After narrowing down all the possible solutions to two options, the party realized that if they chose the wrong one then one of them would be turned into stone. \u00a0It was then that Hertz, master strategist that he is, came up with plan, \u201chave Gryff IV do it.\u201d Xilix was totally not into this idea, having already lost Gryffs I through III, but he eventually gave in to peer pressure, reassured by the fact that there was a 50 percent chance Gryff IV would come through unscathed. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Upon the party placing the torches in what they believed to be their proper positions, the brave little Gryff IV puffed up his chest and flew straight for puzzle cube, not wanting to die, but also wanting to show Xilix what a brave little familiar he could be. \u00a0Gryff IV struck the puzzle cube with all his might, trying to push the cube from the pedestal on which it rested. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Alas, rather than removing the cube from its perch, Gryff IV began turning to stone from the feet up. \u00a0Turning to Xilix, Gryff IV gave a tearful goodbye, as he completely turned to stone, fell to the floor, and shattered into hundreds of tiny stone pieces. \u00a0As Xilix left to mourn, the rest of the party completed the puzzle the correct way, and they claimed their newest puzzle cube.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Exiting the temple, an emotionally distraught Xilix introduced the party to its newest member, Gryff V.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How much more tragedy awaits the party? \u00a0How long will this Gryff last? 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