{"id":12084,"date":"2018-07-03T19:41:13","date_gmt":"2018-07-03T19:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=12084"},"modified":"2018-07-27T08:16:54","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T08:16:54","slug":"tomb-of-annihilation-tftpb-chapter-twenty-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/tomb-of-annihilation-tftpb-chapter-twenty-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Tomb of Annihilation (TFTPB) &#8211; Chapter Twenty One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We meet some Judas Priest wannabe dwarves this week, along with an iron maiden, a possessed\u00a0lantern, and witness a sex change.\u00a0 Oh, and one of our beloved characters may or may not die this week.\u00a0 Okay, they do, so keep reading to find out who.\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve been reading all along, you will not be surprised in the least about this.\u00a0 Thank you to Eric for writing this up.\u00a0 My name is Kent, and it is my task to write this paragraph and add YouTube videos that I feel compliment what you are about to read.\u00a0 The obvious choice here is to go with Judas Priest, so let&#8217;s kick it off with them.\u00a0 Okay, I lied.\u00a0 I would rather hear this kick ass song featuring Rob Halford.\u00a0 Rest assured, you&#8217;ll get your Judas Priest later on.\u00a0 If you don&#8217;t get pumped by this song, like what the fuck are you doing with your life?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Fight - Little Crazy (Promotional Video)\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0KyLnwiFYIM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Tomb of Annihilation<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Chapter 21 \u2013 A Conglomerate of Flesh, Inc.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As the party continued to investigate the dungeon, they eventually came to a mysterious magic-radiating fountain. \u00a0Xilix informed the party that the Bear-God in his head was warning them that the fountain was dangerous and they should avoid drinking from or bathing in the fountain. \u00a0Padre, using Padre logic, took this to mean that the fountain was full of holy water that would cast the evil god from Xilix if he was baptized by the flowing water.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While the rest of the party turned around to explore more of the dungeon, Padre grabbed Xilix by the robe and dunked his head into the fountain, causing Xilix to drink some of the water. \u00a0Padre loudly exclaimed, \u201cYou are now free from evil,\u201d and then left the room. Unfortunately, the only thing the fountain freed Xilix from was a Y chromosome, as it soon became obvious that the magical fountain water was turning Xilix into a woman. \u00a0Upon this discovery, Xilix snuck back into the fountain room and filled an empty vial with the water.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Next, the party came upon a room filled with dwarves, who were dressed like band members from Judas Priest, in an industrial smelter room with an iron maiden at the other end. \u00a0Upon seeing the party intrude upon their heavy metal sanctum, the leather dwarves attacked the party. As they were just dwarves, leather or not, they were no match for this experienced adventuring team and quickly died.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As the last leather dwarf was bleeding out from a stab wound caused by Padre, the leather dwarf used the last of his life to leap forward and pull a lever stationed next to the iron maiden. \u00a0Upon the leaver being pulled, the room filled with steampunk-like sounds and the iron maiden began to open. Upon opening, an armored Flesh Golem emerged which looked exactly like Zombie Mountain from <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Game of Thrones<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Not-Zombie Mountain slowly shuffled towards the party, shrugging off their spells and weapon blows. \u00a0Using its giant fists, the flesh golem began to pummel Compassion, Padre, and Tempest. As the flesh golem knocked down Padre and prepared to cave his head in, Padre took his great sword and shoved it into the flesh golem\u2019s chest. \u00a0Feeling nothing, Not-Zombie Mountain laughed. That was, until, Padre informed the flesh golem that the sword was made out of adamantite and covered in silver. Not-Zombie Mountain then remembered that flesh golems such as himself are deathly allergic to adamantite swords, especially when they have been dipped in silver. \u00a0The flesh golem went into anaphylaxis shock and died horribly. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After killing Not-Zombie Mountain, Padre decided to search the iron maiden from whence it came. \u00a0Hanging on a hook in the back of the iron maiden was a lantern casting off an eerie blue light. Padre grabbed the lantern and a voice emanated from it. \u00a0\u201cOh thank you for rescuing me, please let me come with you, I\u2019m ever so lonely.\u201d Freaked out, Padre was about to smash the lantern on the ground when the voice pleaded with him to stop. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The voice introduced herself as Starfallen the elf, whose spirit was bound to the lantern a millennium ago. \u00a0If the party agreed to bring her with them, she could perform all manner of tricks and be very helpful. As Padre was feeling lonely these days, he took ownership of the Starfallen lantern and promised to keep her company. \u00a0Soon after Starfallen was quoted as saying that she wished she was still trapped in the iron maiden. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With their new talking lantern in tow, the party continued to investigate the dungeon. \u00a0During that time they encountered many strange sights, including creepy statues, a chalice, 8 emaciated green skin creatures chained to a wall, and a dude wearing a devil mask. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Eventually the party came upon a room with a sarcophagus and three chests, one blue, one rust colored, and one black. \u00a0Inside of each chest was a key. Upon experimenting, the party figured out that to solve the puzzle each key had to be turned at the same time while the chest lid was closed. \u00a0Tempest got into the blue chest, Padre entered the black chest, and Hertz took his chances with the rust colored chest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Upon closing the chest and turning the keys, Tempest\u2019s chest was filled with a cold, damaging wind. \u00a0Tempest used her monk breathing techniques to breath in the cold air and turn it into monk power. Padre was hit with a ray of disintegration, however, recognizing the spell, he quickly prayed to his god Sigmar and the spell energy dissipated. \u00a0Hertz was not so lucky, after a sickening flash of yellow light he found that all metal equipment on his person, including his armor, war hammer, and holy symbol, rusted into nothingness. Meanwhile, the sarcophagus in the room unlocked upon the keys being turned.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Exiting from the chest it was obvious Hertz was extremely mad. \u00a0Walking over to the sarcophagus Hertz saw that it contained a nice looking mace. \u00a0As he no longer had his war hammer, Hertz reached in and took the mace. He was immediately possessed by the evil monkey god Wongu. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Beaten and bruised the party decided to turn in for the night. \u00a0While they were cooking dinner, Padre offered Hertz his old set of Scale Mail armor. \u00a0While the armor smelled like old man, having no other choice, Hertz accepted the offer. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While Padre slept that night, Xilix enacted his (now her) plan for revenge against Padre for turning him (her?) into a woman. \u00a0As Padre slept, Xilix poured the fountain water that had been placed into a vial down Padre\u2019s throat. When Padre awoke the next morning he found that he could no longer speak.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Heading to the next area of the first floor of the dungeon, the party came upon a doorway that was actually just a giant carved skull with a giant open mouth. \u00a0In the room beyond the mouth they could see yet another sarcophagus. Looking at the room\u2019s various carvings, they could tell that this room was dedicated to the pelican god Moa, who is the mortal enemy of the monkey god Wongu. \u00a0Hoping the two gods would kill themselves in a battle within his head, Hertz insisted that the party go into the room.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The party noticed that each eye socket in the giant skull had a fire burning. \u00a0When Hertz entered the room the fire in the left eye socket went out. When Compassion next entered the room the fire in the right eye socket went out. \u00a0Unsure what would happen when a third person went through now that the fires were out, Xilix sent Gryff V through. It was then the party learned that a third person entering the skull caused a trap to trigger in which the mouth of the skull slammed shut. \u00a0This was particularly bad for Gryff V, who was quickly crushed to death in the giant skull\u2019s teeth. After grieving for an appropriate amount of time, Xilix brought forth his new companion, Gryff VI. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After taking appropriate precautions the rest of the party was able to enter the Moa room, at which point a regular-sized, jewel-encrusted, skull emerged from a crystal container and began fireballing the shit out of the party. \u00a0While the party sustained heavy damage, being a mere skull, the party easily smashed it into skull bits. With tiny skull defeated, Hertz threw open the sarcophagus and invited Moa in. While Moa was able to cast out Wongu from Hertz\u2019s head, the two gods did not kill each other off, and Hertz remained possessed by the much friendlier pelican god.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As the party continued to explore, Tempest scouted ahead and found a treasure chest sitting upon a high cliff. \u00a0Tempest used her levitating powers to investigate the chest, which she soon found out was actually a Mimic monster. \u00a0She ran away and didn\u2019t even bother informing the rest of the party of the monster\u2019s existence. Later Tempest found yet another chest that was obviously a dangerous puzzle trap. \u00a0Rather than trying to solve the puzzle, Xilixina just firebolted the chest until it exploded and showered the party in gold.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">During their investigation the party found a hidden door leading into an office. \u00a0Sitting behind the desk was an obviously undead individual wearing an awesome metal mask. \u00a0Conversing with the undead humanoid, the party learned that he was Flesh Golum Maker Withers, and that he was very busy with Flesh Golum related matters. \u00a0He asked that they exit his office post haste. When the party informed Withers that they would only leave if he stopped making Flesh Golums, Withers attacked . . . and quickly was beaten down by the party.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With Withers subdued, the party took possession of his <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Book of Making Awesome Flesh Golum Thingies<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and interrogated him. \u00a0Having been subdued, and not wanting to die, Withers was very helpful. \u00a0The most important things learned by the party were 1) that the soulmonger was on the bottom floor of the dungeon; 2) that the bottom level of the dungeon also contains a teleportation pool, which is the only way out of the dungeon; and 3) Azerack sometimes leaves the dungeon to hit the nightclubs on the surface world. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The party was thankful for Withers\u2019s information and, as such, they didn\u2019t want to outright murder him. \u00a0However, they also didn\u2019t want Withers betraying them to Azerack later. As such, they agreed the best course of action was to cut off Withers\u2019s legs and hide them somewhere in the dungeon so that he would have to spend the next few days crawling around the dungeon looking for them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Leaving Withers to his leg search, the party continued their dungeon journey, eventually finding the room of the bird god. \u00a0In the room was the usual sarcophagus, six giant glass cylinders, and a golden pimp shield with an engraving of a dude with a spear on the front. \u00a0Finding the shield to be dope as hell, Tempest went over and took it off the wall. As she admired its beauty, the spear dude suddenly moved and thrust its spear out of the shield trying to kill Tempest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As Tempest wrestled with the now living shield, hundreds of skeletons began pouring out of the tops of the giant glass cylinders. \u00a0Hertz used his turn undead ability granted by Talos to hold the skeleton army at bay while the other party members not engaging in lucha with a living shield tried to figure out how to stop the skeletons from pouring forth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When no obvious answer presented itself, and it looked like the party would soon be swallowed up in a tidal wave of skeletons, Compassion chose to open the sarcophagus and allowed himself to be possessed by the evil bird-god, Papazotl. \u00a0Once Papazotl had settled within Compassion\u2019s mind, he asked the bird-god how to stop the skeletons from pouring forth. Papazotl said, \u201csmash the damn cylinders you idiot.\u201d Armed with that information, Compassion and Padre pulled out their mauls and smashed the glass cylinders into sand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What gods will possess Tempest and Padre? \u00a0Will the party be lucky enough to have Azerack outside the Tomb of the Nine Gods when they finally sack up and descend to the sixth floor? \u00a0Maybe you will find out next time on Tales from the Plunderbund Consortium! <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>As promised, here&#8217;s some Judas Priest.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Judas Priest - You&#039;ve Got Another Thing Coming (Video)\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WtuoFv4dcwM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I came across this video of Rob with In This Moment and I quite enjoyed it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"In This Moment - &quot;Black Wedding feat. Rob Halford&quot; [OFFICIAL VIDEO]\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fHAi_-DOy40?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Of course, Iron Maiden was mentioned, so let&#8217;s please those fans as well.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills (Official Video)\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/86URGgqONvA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Jesus, I love this job at times.\u00a0 Watch great videos and share them.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast (Official Video)\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WxnN05vOuSM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s a video game trailer for Deep Rock Galactic which features dwarves.\u00a0 I plan on getting it later this month.\u00a0 Contact myself or Eric if you have interest in playing.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Deep Rock Galactic - Gameplay Trailer\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1FaT_khr48U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>You can find us at the actual <a 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