{"id":13389,"date":"2018-10-02T17:24:22","date_gmt":"2018-10-02T21:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=13389"},"modified":"2018-10-04T12:48:09","modified_gmt":"2018-10-04T16:48:09","slug":"nudist-colony-of-the-dead-1991","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/nudist-colony-of-the-dead-1991\/","title":{"rendered":"Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I found this gem on Amazon Prime.\u00a0 This film…..wow.\u00a0 It is a horror musical comedy.\u00a0 No, it’s not Rocky Horror Picture Show.\u00a0 I don’t know how this film got funded, how the makers managed to get so many topless chicks, and who wrote the songs and choreographed the dance scenes.\u00a0 All I know is that this reminded me so much of something that we wouldn’t have had the budget to do on The Malarkey Show<\/a> back in the day.<\/p>\n

The story is basic.\u00a0 There is a nudist colony and the Christians are extremely pissed off and want that place shut down.\u00a0 The nudists argue back, in court, of course.\u00a0 I need to say, every single aspect of this film is over the top in the most extreme way.\u00a0 The leader of the nudist is this older lady wearing this fake nude bodysuit with her tits down to her knees, and she is batshit crazy, but funny at times.\u00a0 Her name is Mrs. Druple.\u00a0 Judge Rhinehole rules in favor of the Christians and the nudists are pissed.\u00a0 They make the suicide punch and vow some revenge at some point.\u00a0 There are some pretty ladies here, surprisingly.\u00a0 So they die.<\/p>\n

We now have the Christians getting like teenagers and young adults to go to this Christian camp I guess.\u00a0 Whoever made this must have really hated their upbringing, I would speculate.\u00a0 The hate for Christian philosophies is strong but in a funny manner.\u00a0 You can’t take it seriously, ever.\u00a0 You have a few hot chicks, one is named Fanny Wype.\u00a0 Yup.\u00a0 Then you have the curly haired guy, Art, and his buddy, Gus, who always wears a catcher’s mask.\u00a0 Mr. Mucky and Mr. Stokes are hillbilly, redneck, possibly mentally disabled gentlemen who are bored easily, like to see each other’s scrotums and lots of bathroom humor.\u00a0 Lou is the Bible thumper of the group, but one of the funniest because all he does is “quote” the Bible, but when he says where the line is from, it’s got all of these funny jokes.\u00a0 It’s actually quite clever.\u00a0 Then the most offensive character possibry, nope, not a typo, that’s how they made the Mexican Japanese character named Juan Tu speak.\u00a0 You either find it funny or offensive.\u00a0 It is what it is.<\/p>\n

There are plenty of songs and they all are very tongue in cheek and lots of funny lines if you actually pay attention.\u00a0 I wish I knew the name of the black guy who is doing funny shit in the song scenes.\u00a0 There is another black guy who is like a park ranger or something, and he “raps” so that happened and I was a better person for having seen it.<\/p>\n

Eventually, the dead nudists rise from the grave and kill people off in typical fashion.\u00a0 Nothing groundbreaking, but Juan Tu’s death is absolutely hilarious.\u00a0 I won’t ruin the ending, but it was oddly unexpected considering what I had just seen.<\/p>\n

I had a great time with this film, and I am the target audience.\u00a0 This isn’t for everybody.\u00a0 I strongly encourage you to give it a chance though if you can handle lewd humor.\u00a0 There are so many things to love here.\u00a0 I feel that I need to buy a DVD copy of this.<\/p>\n

Rating: 6.3 – This is guilty pleasure personified.\u00a0 Most people will give it a 2-4 range because they have no sense of humor.\u00a0 It’s okay.\u00a0 I love this movie!<\/p>\n

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