{"id":13787,"date":"2018-10-15T15:58:58","date_gmt":"2018-10-15T19:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=13787"},"modified":"2018-10-15T15:58:58","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T19:58:58","slug":"splatter-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/splatter-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Splatter (2009)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Splatter is a 29-minute short film on NetFlix.\u00a0 On IMDB they treat it like it was a tv series, but this felt like a standalone short.\u00a0 After some research, I found this on Wikipedia and it helps explain the final product a bit better.\u00a0 Not so much in the form of spoilers, but production and concept.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Splatter_(web_series)\">https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Splatter_(web_series)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The story is that rock star, Johnny Splatter, played by Corey Feldman, has killed himself.\u00a0 Five people are invited to the reading of his will.\u00a0 There&#8217;s his psychiatrist, a guitarist, a chick he used to love, a groupie, and I think his former manager, played by Tony Todd.\u00a0 Basically, Johnny felt pissed off at all of them, and this is his way to get revenge from beyond the grave.<\/p>\n<p>The special effects are very silly.\u00a0 Corey Feldman tries his best, but the material is very weak.\u00a0 Tony Todd is the only one who feels like he is a professional.\u00a0 I blame the material more than the actors, but boy, this was a fucking travesty.\u00a0 I somehow got bored and it was only 29 minutes long.\u00a0 I really like the girl who played the groupie, Fiona\u00a0Crown.\u00a0 I was pulling for her.\u00a0 Unfortunately, there were lines such as &#8220;Don&#8217;t be cruel&#8230;&#8230;Krule&#8221; in which Johnny was talking to his former love, Krule.\u00a0 Yup, that was her name and I swear it was just for the terrible one-liner.<\/p>\n<p>The saving grace is that this is short.\u00a0 Still, you can do something better with your 29 minutes.\u00a0 Midget porn, clean the house, eat 29 Slim Jims, organize your closet, play with your pet(s).\u00a0 I really wanted to like this because I love Tony Todd and I like Feldman.\u00a0 Hell, Joe Dante directed this, and he gave us Gremlins.\u00a0 This was too difficult for a project to do without a bigger budget.\u00a0 They wanted fans to vote on who should be killed next and do these like 10-minute installments.\u00a0 Realistically, the best way is to film for every scenario ahead of time, but they instead opted to do week to week and it just didn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>Rating: 2.2 &#8211; The idea was there, but not much else was there beyond Tony Todd.\u00a0 I&#8217;d love to see someone try to do this again down the road.\u00a0 It could be really fun.\u00a0 This one, I would probably avoid, but it&#8217;s on NetFlix if you are curious.\u00a0 Admit it, you are a little bit curious.<\/p>\n<p>All the pictures used in this blog are for review purposes. 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