{"id":9060,"date":"2017-08-29T09:48:57","date_gmt":"2017-08-29T09:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=9060"},"modified":"2019-09-11T16:01:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T20:01:55","slug":"hills-have-eyes-ii-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/hills-have-eyes-ii-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This movie just isn&#8217;t that good. It lacks the charm that the remake had. And the sad thing is, this could have been a really fun train wreck of a movie, but there isn&#8217;t much fun to be had. you have these soldiers training near the site and like their last day, the mutants start fucking with them. This SHOULD have been fun. Instead, it was bland, lack of violence, lack of good characters, lack of fun. It&#8217;s not terrible, but it&#8217;s a movie that screams wasted potential. 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