{"id":9134,"date":"2017-08-30T01:20:32","date_gmt":"2017-08-30T01:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/?p=9134"},"modified":"2019-09-11T16:07:58","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T20:07:58","slug":"feast-iii-the-happy-finish-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.9deuce.tv\/blogs\/feast-iii-the-happy-finish-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009)"},"content":{"rendered":"

This promises to be bad. I can just feel it now, but I must do my due diligence to see this trilogy through. And you never know, this may blow part 2 away. I’m cheering them  on because I respect what they have accomplished. I could absolutely go for less puking, more topless biker chicks, and bring back the midgets. It’s only 80 minutes, so I won’t be losing much time if it is bad. Let’s give it a whirl.<\/p>\n

Once again, I can’t say much about the characters without giving away the results from the previous 2 movies.  I can talk about new characters. I like how they are spending a few minutes in the beginning of this to show us what happened in the last one. I wish more sequels would do it this way. I am all but positive they filmed these one after the other for continuity sake, just like Lord of the Rings….but gorier.<\/p>\n

Some of these things that they insist upon doing, monster rape for instance, I guess they want that as a trademark of the Feast franchise. Same with people living much longer than they realistically ever would in the real world. I mean a dude has a pipe lodged from below his chin up through the top of his head, but he’s still living. And now we have a prophet called Short Bus Gus. That’s simply fantastic. This is one of the most interesting horror franchises I have ever seen.<\/p>\n

With about 15 minutes remaining, I honestly can’t wait for this to end. Now the screen is just action in the dark with the screen flickering. I feel like I may have a seizure watching this shit. Why would you do this to your audience? It absolutely doesn’t make the scene any better. If anything, it makes it utterly obnoxious. If this was a real film, I’d go so far as to call it pretentious, but the people who made this certainly are not the pretentious type.<\/p>\n

Well Jean Claude Segal, seriously that’s his name, well he loses his arms, sorry for the spoiler. Well now they gotta climb a ladder, and another character says “Give me your arm”. Shit like that….I think in a different mood would possibly make me chuckle, or if I had been drinking. Why am I not drinking?<\/p>\n

Can I count the same 2 chicks being topless in this one as I did the last? I think you have to.<\/p>\n

WHAT THE FUCK? That ending. I have to say, that is one of the most unique endings I have ever seen. It will either make you feel like the whole trilogy was worth it, or you will regret the past 4+ hours of your life. And I don’t know what the right answer is. I’m confused how on to feel. I think I’m going to applaud them and say bravo. They said fuck convention, we’re doing this our way. Wow.<\/p>\n

To try to sum this up, was easy 5 minutes ago. Now, with that ending, it was a game changer. So let me do this by saying that if you loved or liked part 1, and you sat through part 2 and you was left intrigued, maybe wanting a little more, or just want to see how they wrap it up, this is for you. If after part 2, you could give zero fucks, don’t bother with 3 because it’s basically an extension of 2. It’s only 80 minutes, and believe me, you will watch the credits. I don’t think I’ve ever had to sit through the entire credits the way that I just did.  I have to give this a 5.3. It was dumb, tedious, over the top, campy, silly, it had so many elements mashed together, but so do other horror flicks. It’s a very unique combination, but at the end of the day, you have to respect that they were able to make 3 of these movies, and possibly a 4th. Kudos.<\/p>\n

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Every other picture gave away things, had tits, or worse. I don’t own the rights to this picture or film. It’s from the film, so they are the owners, not me.<\/p>\n

T & A Totals updated, there was rape in all 3 of these, but not in the classical sense<\/p>\n

19 Bare breasts<\/p>\n

3 bare asses<\/p>\n

2 concealed breasts<\/p>\n

All the pictures used in this blog are for review purposes. They are the property of:<\/p>\n