9 Deuce
Sigh…..here we fucking go with the worst of the franchise. This is the gayest horror movie of all time. Not joking, this is a story about a guy coming out of the closet basically. Teenagers are getting off the school bus, and the attire is fabulous. Robert Englund is the driver. We are in Springwood, […]
This is on NetFlix, it piqued my interest, and I like clowns. Soooo there. 1995 We hear somebody screaming that they did what “they” wanted, and it was a kid in the bathroom, and then he gets shot in the dome. OK, cool. The Family A guy found a video camera on the doorsteps, and […]
I am afraid of being let down by a film that has been hyped my whole life. How does a film live up to that hype? It rarely does. I am trying to be open-minded here. If I don’t like it, it’s not because I have any idea of what to expect. I just know […]
Yup, I am just torturing myself today. Let’s do this. Well, this opening music is terrible. Saturday the 23rd. Some dude is running, he looks terrified, and a car is chasing him. This guy could seemingly hide anywhere, but he is lousy at it. He turns and a guy starts choking him. On the ground, […]
Finally, a good film. Haddonfield, IL October 31, 1978 Laurie instructs the 2 kids to run and get help and be safe. Michael sits up being Lauri. They both rise. Loomis is looming. Michael starts choking her. Loomis shoots Michael 5 or 6 times. Loomis goes to check on the body and he sees the […]
I found this on some horror movie list, it sounds interesting at least. A thief just busted in a jewelry store in a mall. And some robot just told him to stop and stalked him, shot him, and that was part of a film presentation. Oh my, these bots are going to be the new […]
This has Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, and ECW original, Tommy Dream. Yup, I had to. This takes place in a small factory town in Rhode Island. This is a story about a boy (Jackson) and a girl (Emily) who became close friends. One of the asshole kids, there’s 3, father caught his wife cheating on […]
This is the remake of Funny Games. Why am I doing this in the inverse order? I’m glad you asked. Because I can write and type along and give a good layout with language I understand, then I can revisit the original, compare, contrast, you get the gist. This movie does have Tim Roth and […]
This is the original Austrian one. This came out in 97. That’s why this one is actually more important. Everybody seems like an uglier version of the American counterpart, and I like that. I love hot chicks, BUT I like when people aren’t supermodels in films. It makes feel more realistic. There is no point […]
This has long been on my to-watch list, so let’s do this thang. This has Margot Kidder (Superman, Amityville Horror) as well as John Saxson (Nancy’s dad in Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, and New Nightmare). Well, now I am pumped. Uh oh, somebody left the front door open. Those bastards. The fro’s!!!!! Awesome. […]