9 Deuce
A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]
Kane Hodder and Tony Todd are back, and Danielle Harris is now playing Marybeth. I love Danielle Harris, so this works for me. We pick up exactly where part 1 finished, in the boat with Marybeth and Victor Crowley. She jams her thumb in his eye socket, they both fall out of the boat. A […]
Well, this should wrap up the trilogy, and I am excited. (Now it’s a quadrilogy.) We see Marybeth as she fires her last shot into Victor’s head. She is all bloody and kneeling with her back to him. He sits up like Undertaker, and she doesn’t see it. She is wandering, seeing the dead bodies. […]
This movie has a stellar cast with Guy Pearce (Captain John Boyd), Robert Carlye (Colqhoun), David Arquette (Pvt Cleaves), Jeffrey Jones (Col. Hart), John Spencer (General Slauson), Neal McDonough (Pvt. Reich), and maybe some other people that I may recognize. So yay for that. Mexican American War 1847 Cap John Boyd gets a medal of […]
Here we are, halfway through. Are you excited? No? You should be. Let’s enjoy Bruce at his finest. Man, young Bruce Campbell, delightful. Oh, and a near accident. “Awww go to hell, I’m not honking at you.” – Scott. SO we have Scott and Ash as the dudes and Cheryl, Linda, and Shelly as the […]
This is the sequel to a beloved film and the middle child of the trilogy. I have to be honest, when you watch this without any explanation and you have just finished the first one, the beginning is very odd. I wish there was better context, but it was 6 years later, so probably trying […]
And then there is Army of Darkness. This movie has quite a huge cult following. Basically, we get a 5-minute recap early, and Ash is now in the 1300s. He needs to find the book. Well, this kingdom wants him dead, so they push him into a pit. He triumphs over evil, then talks lots […]
I have heard great things about this, so fingers crossed. A girl comes running out of her house with like PJ’s on. A lady asks if she is ok, but she is scared. Her dad asks, she says that she’s fine. The house # is 1492. Her name is Annie. She runs back inside, now […]
Well, here we are at the remake, reboot, re-re something. Anyway, I hope it’s not terrible. A girl is wandering the woods and there is a figure running out there as well. She hides behind a tree, gets bagged over the head and knocked out with a blunt shot to the head from a gun. […]
I remember thinking that this looks like a cheesy horror flick from the commercials. I worry because this hit theaters and not many horror movies do, and those that do over the past 5 years or so, I would say at least 80% have been below average. On the other hand, you don’t know until […]