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Deadgirl (2008)

I saw this while working, and I liked it, a few years ago. Let’s see how it holds up. We meet JT and Rickie, 2 high school guys. The guy who plays Rickie was in the Evil Dead remake. Rick wants a chick named Joann, and these guys are skipping school. May as well go […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Babadook (2014)

This was my alternate for the last film this year. I’m very impressed by it. I have the special edition blu ray. Just a great little film. I hope that you enjoy. We start off with Amelia in what appears to be a car accident. Her husband is next to her, and she sees lights […]

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Ghostbusters (1984)

One of the first movies I saw as a kid at the movie theater. Stay Puft is an all-time favorite for a white pasty man. I’m excited. We start off at the NY Public Library. The librarian goes to put away books, we see a few books floating behind her. The walks past the card […]

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Titanic (1997)

This is a tough movie to talk about properly. I have to say this, I am not making fun of the real-life people involved in this, it sucks what happened. I am not a completely heartless bastard….most of the time. Still, I need to be a snarky dick at times, so I wanted to get […]

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Natural Born Killers (1994)

I saw this movie twice after it was released on VHS. I didn’t get the movie. I liked parts of it, but it just didn’t fully click for me. I was so used to cliche slasher flicks that I didn’t understand this so well. The same thing happened to me with Pulp Fiction. I kept […]

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Twilight (2008)

Here’s the thing, I have already seen this movie….twice. Now the first time, I was dating a chick named Kristin, and we made a deal that if I watched this movie with her, well I got to do something very intimate with her, so I agreed. Was it worth it? That is entirely debatable. The […]

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A Bronx Tale (1993)

When people talk about Robert De Niro’s body of work, why is this movie so rarely brought up? Same for Joe Pesci? This movie is truly astounding and consistently gets overlooked. Furthermore, I have never, EVER heard anybody who has seen it, walk away and have anything terribly negative to say. It’s like Shawshank in […]

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Dirty Dancing (1987)

I’ve never seen this movie, but it has Swayze and a damn good soundtrack. I gotta expand my horizons every once in a while. Fingers crossed, hopefully, this will be fun. Start film It starts right out with Be My Baby. Delightful! We are introduced to Baby. There’s fucking Newman (Wayne Knight). There’s a group […]

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Angus (1995)

I know, you weren’t remotely expecting this movie to go with Big Fish. At the end, maybe you will. As for who’s in this movie, there’s Kathy Bates, George C Scott, and James Van Der Beek as the pretty boy asshole. Just sit back, and enjoy the plum. Start Film So we have your main […]

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True Romance (1993)

Hey, a movie that was written by Quintin Tarantino and directed by Tony Scott. Sold. This has a great cast as well. How it coincides with Dirty Dancing, well, I’ll spell it out for you later. Start Film We meet Clarence (Christian Slater) and he’s at a bar talking to some lady about Jailhouse Rock […]