9 Deuce
I came into this film very hyped up. I had this recommended to me, and I saw some posts about it. The thing is, I didn’t need any of that to want to see it because I watched the original Art The Clown and I saw All Hallow’s Eve 1 & 2. I was a […]
I have been curious about this film for months, but then I saw that Shauna Macdonald was in it, and the reviews weren’t great, so I avoided it. I can admit, I made a mistake. Now, for those of you who may not be familiar with Shauna by name, she was the lead in the […]
I came across this on Netflix, it sounded silly, and I was sold. The director, Jeremy Saulnier, would later go on to make Green Room, which is another film I will be writing about soon. The story is a simple one. Christopher Hawley finds this invitation to this Halloween party, but it’s a ……murder party. […]
I found this gem on Amazon Prime. This film…..wow. It is a horror musical comedy. No, it’s not Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don’t know how this film got funded, how the makers managed to get so many topless chicks, and who wrote the songs and choreographed the dance scenes. All I know is that […]
I am shocked that I have never sat down to watch this. Let’s see what we have. It starts off with Count Dracula having a drink with Mamuwalde and his wife Luva. Dracula doesn’t want to end trading, talks some jive about Luva and how pretty she is, and Mamuwalde ain’t having that. So a […]
Here’s the sequel directed by James Cameron, the man behind Terminator 1 & 2, The Abyss, True Lie, Titanic, and Avatar….well you can’t win them all. This cast rivals the original. We have Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Paul Reiser (really?), and Mark Rolston. I personally like this cast better, but that […]
OK, now we can enjoy ourselves, at least until the sequels get really shitty. Alien is directed by Ridley Scott, and has a hell of a cast. You have Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto (also in The Running Man!). I’ll be watching the Theatrical version because that’s what […]
Why? Why in the blue hell am I watching a sequel to a film I found absolutely foolish? I guess I’m a glutton….for punishment and pizza. There’s no pizza here, so let’s double up, uh uh, on the punishment. Here’s how I feel I should grade this, allow each letter to have a maximum of […]
The ABC’s of Death is 26 short films based on a particular letter. Some are obviously decent, others are flat out terrible, and some are so bad that they are good. I have rated all letters and their names on a scale of 1(worst) to 3(highest). There are 9 with 1’s, 7 with 2’s, and […]
This has RVD and Danny Trejo and looks terrible. I’m excited to be honest. This is a SyFy movie and is involved with Asylum, and has a 2.7 on IMDB. Oh no. Hey, tits right off the bat as a girl is on top of a guy. Sweet. This blonde has definitely posed nude. A […]