9 Deuce
I do not recall how I came about this film, but it is a found footage film that supposedly takes place in upstate NY. That is the only reason I’m watching, but it did have an adequate rating. So let’s get down to our cast of characters. We have the Poe family. David is a […]
May as well see the redheaded step child of the franchise, right? This only got a 3.5 on IMDB. Do you realize how bad you have to be to get that low of a rating? I’m in for a treat. I’m realizing that I have too many films at my disposal and on my list […]
The tag line should have been, “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and we got darker in the process because we didn’t attract a large enough black audience, but no talented females accepted a role, so we ended up with Brandy. We’re sorry. But hey, at least Jack Black makes an appearance.” OK […]
With the stench of failure slowly peeling away after finishing the Paranormal Activity films, I decided to go with a 90’s slasher flick that was cheesy as hell, loaded with one of the all time big named casts in the history is horror, it was a perfect time to bring horror back. Scream brought it […]
Finally, the end of the road of this awful journey, until next March. This time it’s an all Latin cast apparent, in Cali somewhere. I don’t care. I just want this done and over with. I am over a fifth through, we have seen 2 named women, but only pair of breasts, one vulva, one […]
Rest assured, Paranormal Activity 5 is coming along later today. But I am waiting. In the meantime, I bring to you, The Woman. I really enjoyed this movie when I first saw it. I came across it after watching a film called The Exam on Netflix. I may have also seen this on Netflix first, […]
I found a list of Asian horror films from this decade. This one struck me as possibly being pretty fucked up. So here’s the description that made me interested. If it doesn’t intrigue you, it’s probably not for you. I have read that the slight majority found this to boring or too slow paced, BUT […]
Finally….we’ve reached the end of this awful franchise. I can’t wait to be done. We see events from the end of part 2 in the beginning with Katie and Hunter. Now we are in Nevada, no longer in Carlsbad, CA. So we have a new family. A mom (Holly), dad (Doug), teenage blond (Alex), and […]
This is the best of the 3 movies so far, I can’t vouch for 4 as I haven’t seen it. I thought the pacing and story was infinitely improved. This could actually come close to passing as a horror film. Let’s see how much of this I come to regret saying. This movie is good […]
This will be a long ass day. I got some orange juice now, my stomach feels awful. I’m yawning, and I gotta watch more of this crap. Oh yay! So the first screen says “Paramount Pictures would like to thank the families of the deceased and the Carlsbad plice department.” Seriously? This time they are […]