9 Deuce
You know what’s great about Paranormal Activity? Usually I would laugh and say nothing, but that’s not true at all. The beauty is that you can technically see all the film in less than 15 minutes. Seriously, these movies are complete garbage juice and actually only get interesting later on in the franchise when they […]
This has been on my too watch list for approximately 5 years now. Sometimes, I just get a little forgetful. This is supposed to be pretty extreme. To quote IMDB “Rated NC-17 for extreme sadistic graphic violence and gore”. There’s that at least. It’s another foreign film, I think it’s French. I don’t know about […]
This is another movie I had recommended to me via IMDB. The short synopsis from there read “A group of cooks at an asylum for the criminally insane get locked in with the inmates during a massive thunderstorm.” I’m sold. We are a third the way through, and I haven’t made a single comment. I’ll […]
OK, now that I have relaxed after that nightmarish movie, we’re back in the saddle again. I had this recommended on IMDB, so let’s see what we have. The very first scene takes place in 1992. So far, so good. There are a ton of spoilers, I can’t help it, this movie amused me too […]
So in a rare case, meaning I have never done this before, I have decided to not do a full on review for this film. I did for awhile, I saved it, but I will not be posting it. If you really want it, message me. I am not posting a review because this movie […]
I have never seen this. Going by IMDB, the first movie got a rating of 5.6 and this one got a 3.9. For horror, I tend to bump those scores by 1-1.5 because horror is never going to get the respect it deserves from film snobs. You know who you are you pretentious asses. With […]
I loved this movie in the theater, and I love the opening to Lionsgate’s films. I’m pumped to say the least. I don’t recall which floozy I was with at the time when I saw this, but this movie was better than that relationship. This is documentary/found footage style. The main character is Cotton, he’s […]
This promises to be bad. I can just feel it now, but I must do my due diligence to see this trilogy through. And you never know, this may blow part 2 away. I’m cheering them on because I respect what they have accomplished. I could absolutely go for less puking, more topless biker chicks, […]
Feast 1 was a treat, and we know how good sequels usually are, so I’m expecting this to be awful, BUT I have never seen Feast 2 or 3, so I gotta see what they are about and hopefully find myself a hidden gem. Really, that’s what this is all about. We all have friends […]
I have seen this movie once before and I remember liking it. The cast is absolutely stacked. It has Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame, Henry Rollins who has done a ton including Sons Of Anarchy which was entertaining, Treach from Naughty By Nature, Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock, Krista Allen and well […]