9 Deuce
I knew I had to do something important this year, and a film doesn’t get much closer to me than this gem. You CANNOT call yourself a horror fan if you have not seen this. It’s impossible. Don’t fucking argue with me, I will win. I know one person out there is waiting to watch […]
Here’s IMDB’s description/summary: “When a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems.” Oh yay, it’s handheld horror…..sigh. You cheap fucks, make a scary movie that doesn’t rely on this. Well, this has a cast of 2, […]
Here’s the summary from IMDB, so skip this paragraph at your leisure. “Barry is a talented mechanic and family man whose life is torn apart on the eve of a zombie apocalypse. His sister, Brooke, is kidnapped by a sinister team of gas-mask wearing soldiers & experimented on by a psychotic doctor. While Brooke plans […]
I have had this on my DVR for a month or so, let’s see what it is. Here is IMDB’s oh so brief summary: “Eight volunteers find themselves fighting for their lives when a drug trial goes horribly wrong.” You know what? That’s really all I needed to hear. I LOVE movies like this. I’m […]
I think I am going to take a step back on this one and not be so wordy. We shall see if I get better feedback with this method or not. Of course, I should have probably picked a more popular film. Oh well. We have newlyweds Paul and Bea and I believe they are […]
This has been on my radar for quite some time. What better time than now? By the way, thank you for helping me reach my goals here with getting hits. First off, let me just note that this has a sweet cast. It has the father and the oldest daughter from the film “The Woman” […]
I expect this to be absolute trash, but I know damn well that half of you who have Netflix and watch some horror and have wondered, how bad can this be? Time to find out. The opening with Bill Burr and John Mayer was quite funny in all honesty. How they came up with that […]
I just had to review this movie I found on NetFlix. Surprisingly fun. Here’s our premise, a student named Elizabeth, wants to do a study for a grant. She will record everything on her PC, including her webcam chats. She is going to visit a site called TheDen and it’s basically chat roulette. This teacher […]
I have had this on my list for a long time now. Time to see if it was worth the wait. Also, I feel Bill Goldberg should be involved in some way. Alright, we start right off with sex and an exposed breast. SOLD. Maybe this had such a high rating for this opening alone. […]
I have to try this, and I expect garbage, but I have to try. Here’s IMDB’s summary. “A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer.” I could do worse. Well, this starts with a party, bikini’s, […]