9 Deuce
Cube is one of my all-time favorite films. I wait and wait and know that a sequel is due out. I download it as soon as I can as I couldn’t find it for a good price at the time. So the quality wasn’t that good, and I watched it and hoped to find answers […]
This was a favorite of mine as a kid. I liked it better than the original for 2 reasons: the stories were longer and better, and of course, because of the tits. Enjoy! Oh, and Tom Savini plays “The Creep”. The Creep is a comic delivery man, and he talks to Billy who wants his […]
I loved the first 2 Creepshows, and it took 20 years to get a 3rd one, which never made sense to me. What the fuck was the hold-up guys? Get your shit together, agree to terms, and make a fucking movie. I have heard nothing but bad things about this one. I hope I enjoy […]
This movie sounded so bad, I had to see it. Wish me luck. We start right off with a very nude, tanned lady, and she is showering. This is the best credit scene ever. 3 minutes in, she is still very nude. 3 minutes and 35 seconds, she finally puts on panties. She has a […]
Is it weird that I have never seen this before? Either way, I bought it for $5 from Amazon on blu ray. Fingers crossed that I enjoy this. The opening song is fantastic. The teens are all at this make-out point type place, and here’s the ice cream truck. The 2 guys in the ice […]
I have recommended this movie to numerous people. Time to explain why.I should mention, Tom Noonan is in this, and he played Frankenstein is Monster Squad. AJ Bowen, Dee Wallace, and Lena Dunham are all in this. Ti West directed this, and he has potential. Let’s watch this. Samantha is looking at an apartment, and […]
I have had this recommended to me a few times, so without further aboo, I bring to you, Boo. We start off with Jessie carving a pumpkin. She gets a creepy call, so she closes her door. It was just her girlfriend F’N with her. We see this girl stare at a pic of I […]
This is a horror movie with Michael Fassbender. Sold? Good. We have Steve and Jenny on a romantic weekend getaway in England perhaps. They go to a place named Eden Lake, and there’s even a sign and on the back of the sign, it says “Fuck off yuppy cunts”. They come across some kid who […]
Scariest movie ever? Mayhaps. Lots of bees while Tony Todd talks all scary. Now we get a scary story being retold. This bitch is with Billy, her not boyfriend. Her shirt is already off. She tells him about saying Candyman 5 times, so he says it 4 times while groping her titties. She tells him […]
I just found out that this is on Netflix, and I know you sick fucks want a rundown, so let’s do this!!! So far, we have terrible acting, Tiny Lister, and a warden of a prison named Bill who wants respect. He also nails Bree Olsen. Bree Olsen is gorgeous. Bill is a big fan […]